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... Dio recounts an Trade amongst Elagabalus along with the properly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'You should not call me lord, I'm a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus inquiring his medical professionals to give him the equivalent of a girl's vagina by the use